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Joke of the Day

"Jesus walks into a bar with his disciples... ""Thirteen glasses of water, please!"", Jesus said to the barman, winking at the others..."

"If I had a crystal ball to see 5 years in the future, I would have 2020 vision."

"Jesus loves you is always great to hear Unless you're in a mexican prison."

"How do you get a fat chick into bed? Piece a' cake!"

"Two Borg walk into a holodeck. .. They wanted a simulation of all mankind."

"Wife Wanted A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds ""Wife Wanted"". The next day, he received hundreds of replies, all reading: ""You can have mine"

"NSFW - If you need to voice search the web for new directions don't say it too fast"

"My Starbucks guy just said, ""Looks like you had a rough night!"" ...I didn't even go out."

"The number of STDs I can spell without autocorrect really bothers me."

"*cute person sends me a selfie* *tries 897285623895 times to take a cute selfie to send back to them*"