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Joke of the Day
"The number of STDs I can spell without autocorrect really bothers me."
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"I keep trying to make funny eye puns... But my friends say they keep getting cornea and cornea."
"To all you hilarious guys telling Ronda Rousey jokes today: Seize your moment, gents! Talk about a woman *and* look like the winner by comparison!"
"What's worse than paper tits? Cardboard box."
"Batman's new movie costume has a clock on the utility belt... Personally, I think it's a waist of time."
"My friend just graduated from her ballet course in university. She got a (2:2)"
"Look I see that you love me and would die for me, but this guy over here barely notices me and has a GF. I'll play the odds. -Woman logic"
"Been throwing up gang signs all morning. Must've eaten some expired gang signs"
"What do you call a deer missing an eye? No-eye deer."
"What do you call a man chasing a car? -Exhausted What do you call a man being chased by a car? -Tired"