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Joke of the Day
"How do you get a fat chick into bed? Piece a' cake!"
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"If you know a clumsy person you secretly wish would die, give them some rollerblades."
"What does it take to kill a joke bad timing"
"What's a rock group with four guys that don't sing? Mount Rushmore"
"A Jewish kid.... asks his dad for ten dollars. His dad replies, ""Eight dollars? What do you need five dollars for?"""
"What did the spilled noodles say to the sauce pan? I'm floored!"
"Someone at Sony Studios was arrested for having a bomb in his backpack. He was released after it was determined that it was the script for Ghostbusters"
"A man walks into the shop of a psychic barber Barber: Say no more"
"A friend once asked if I wanted to hear a racist joke... Her: Wanna hear a racist joke? Me: Sure. Her: Howe Luong is a Chinese man. It took me all day to get that one."
"People always say don't go to the grocery store when you're hungry. But I haven't eaten for a week and I'm getting really, really hungry."