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Joke of the Day
"My resolution this year was to learn Spanish, and that only lasted about dos weekos."
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"How can you smuggle 500 Jews across the border in one car? In an ash tray"
"What is a blonde's favorite color? Glitter."
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"Fox is good on Final Destination... but Fountain of Dreams is where he shines."
"An 11-year-old student of mine just told me this. What do you call a singing computer? Adele."
"My wife just said ""I'm pregnant!"" I said ""Hi pregnant, I'm dad!"""
"I'm at the bar & I'm trying to convince this girl with a leopard print shirt to go & bite this girl with a zebra print shirt."
"According to Facebook, Sept. 11th is about posting as many pictures of crying bald eagles obscured by an American flag as you can."
"What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawking in a house fire."