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"I was looking for a dating website with lots of Christians So I joined Ashley Madison"
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"Where does marine wildlife get treated? The Squid-ward."
"An Olympic Gymnast walks into a bar. He gets a two point penalty and ruins his life-long ambition of becoming an Olympic medalist."
"Yesterday my boss asked why I was tardy and I said, ""I don't think you're supposed call people that any more."""
"Review of Black Holes: Zero Stars"
"My best toys run on batteries"
"Don't waste your time going to the library looking for books on suicide..... no one ever brings them back."
"I work in a library and a black guy asked me if there are any coloured printers... I said, ""you're racist for clicking on this joke""."
"[someone reading a beautiful poem in german] ME: i have never been more frightened"
"I just saw that Harry Potter film. I think its a bit unrealistic if you ask me.. I mean, a ginger kid, with two friends? How?"