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Joke of the Day
"What is a blonde's favorite color? Glitter."
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"What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Wipes his butt."
"If you're in a plane above LA... What happens if you are in a plane above Los Angeles, and when you look out the window there are no clouds beneath you? U C L A"
"eer booze and fun!' 'A guy walks into a bar carrying a pair of jumper cables. He sets 'em down on the bar. And then the bartender said ""Now dont you start anything!!"""
"I try to explain to my kids during the movie that in reality, even a cowardly lion would eat a girl and a little dog."
"I fart, why..because it's the only gas I can afford."
"I posted a video of john Cena recently and set it to private."
"My best mate is entering the X-Factor this year and I wanted to give him all the help and support I can. So I killed his mum."
"My first kid will be named Gotham. That way when I have to get up in the middle of the night when they're crying I can say ""Gotham needs me"""
"I miss my friend jack... I loved listening to music with him."