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Joke of the Day

"The weatherman is telling us to expect 8 to 9 inches, but he's probably lying."

"I think my roommate might be gay... His dick tastes like shit."

"Apparently there was a mass shooting at the Gap. There were a lot of casual tees."

"What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs? Russel"

"A guy was confused about why the doctors had amputated his arms and legs. In fact he was stumped."

"What is a ghosts favourite job? Tax Inspectre"

"Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years? I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision."

"He: is this love or what? She: What."

"So Recep Tayyip Erdogan says to Michelle Bachelet, ""Do you want to get together and make some dinner?"" For you dense fuckers, this joke is playing on Turkey and Chile's presidents."

"Playing with Silly Putty is like chewing gum for your hands."