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Joke of the Day
"What do bad writers use to pick up hot pans? Plot Holders."
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"Don't make a mountain out of a molehill Do it with mashed potatoes, then play keyboard for the aliens ... I think my cough medicine expired"
"And I thought I hated Mondays.... But Robin Williams really! Hated Mondays"
"School is the foreplay of life You can't rush it."
"I just read a list of ""100 Things To Do Before You Die"". I was pretty surprised that ""yell for help"" wasn't one of them."
"Disney just announced plans for an animated adaptation of Dante's Inferno They're calling it, ""101 Damnations."""
"If you ever have to go through job applications, throw half of them away randomly You don't want to hire anyone unlucky"
"I wonder what Ethiopian hipsters post on Instagram... But it sure isn't their food..."
"Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies? I want that job. I could really screw with some people."
"What is the difference between spinach and boogers? Kids don't eat spinach"