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Joke of the Day
"Why do postmen carry letters? Because the letters can't go anywhere by themselves."
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"Do you know how to keep an idiot in suspense? I'll tell you later."
"What does a dyslexic programmer say after a magic trick? Da-Ta!!"
"Three words to hurt a mans ego? ""Is it in?"""
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"If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one is the American Football player ? The one in the sugar bowl !"
"What's a pirates favorite letter? You would think it's the r.... But it's really the c "
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"Why do rednecks make the best sandwiches? Because they are in bread."