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Joke of the Day

"If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one is the American Football player ? The one in the sugar bowl !"

"If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after the first date, chances are ... you have small boobs."

"Why does a Frenchman never eat more than one egg at breakfast? (for those linguistically aware Redditors among you) Because one egg is un oeuf"

"What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water? You can afford four fjord forders' fords."

"What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? Snowballs."

"MY NECK, MY BACK, A STRANGER TOOK MY CAT"

"Don't insult me by looking into my eyes. This bra cost me $65."

"The women protest movement this weekend was historical. I've never seen so many women have PMS on the same day."

"What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to? Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up."

"How do you tell if someone is a metalhead, pot-smoker or pro-gay? They never shut up about it! :D"