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Joke of the Day

"If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one is the American Football player ? The one in the sugar bowl !"

"Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. Im too lazy to do either."

"My wife told me she was going to leave me because of my obsession with The Monkees, at first I didn't believe her... ...But then I saw her face."

"I always lock my front door before I get in the shower 'cause if a killer broke in & heard me singing I'd be HUMILIATED."

"What do we have for dinner? Wookie steak. Is it any good? Well its a little Chewy"

"America is in the labor room right now... Within 24 hours we will know if it's a boy or a girl."

"Two guys are walking down the road and they see a dog licking himself. First guy says, ""Boy I sure wish I could do that."" Second guy says, ""I think you should try to pet him first."""

"Me: ""Do you think it's strange to talk to yourself?"" Me: ""No."""

"Are oranges named orange because they're orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange?"

"""The ancients would grind the nougat plant with stones, adding cacao nibs as they worked."" Satisfied, Paleo Dad accepts the 3 Musketeers."