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Joke of the Day
"What does a dyslexic programmer say after a magic trick? Da-Ta!!"
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"Did you hear about the stupid Kamikaze pilot ? He flew 57 missions !"
"A man goes to the library and asks for the book ""Psycho the Rapist"".. The librarian slaps him and says it's ""Psychotherapist""!"
"Tried to have sex on a railroad track, but the train came first."
"Harry Potter was on last night, i decided to click on the subtitles so i could watch the movie and read the book at the same time"
"Who is the greatest Jewish cook? Hitler."
"I smoked weed to think of something funny to post [deleted]"
"Is that a Higgs boson in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"
"What do you get if you drop a piano on a team's defence? A flat back four!"
"Damn girl are you a smoke detector? Because you're super annoying and wont shut the fuck up."