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Joke of the Day

"How many immigrants. Q) How many immigrants does it take to change a light bulb? A) None. That is our fucking job!"

"A lot of schools are back in session. Remember if you study hard enough there will still be no jobs when you graduate."

"I'm never buying a fish fryer from Linkin Park ever again. I fried so hard, and got sole far, but in the end it doesn't even batter!"

"Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because he was a fungi!"

"Mom... Are you a virgin?"

"I have a friend named Tim who is dyslexic and shares too much. We call him Tmi."

"Irony is how Jesus is too Liberal for most of his own Fan Clubs"

"French Blacksmith How does a French blacksmith sharpen his blade? He hon(hon hon)s it."

"Surreal, wtf, insane Repost: Why do ducks have webbed feet? To stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stamp out burning ducks. lolwut Any similar?"

"Why does a chicken coop have two doors? If it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan !"