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Joke of the Day
"I accidentally arrived at work five minutes early today. Speeding CAN be dangerous, kids."
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"What do you call a used rubber in a church parking lot? Family practice"
"RIP Robin Williams I dont think hes coming back through a board game this time though"
"Apparently there is a way to permanently remove memories But I forgot it."
"Losing game pieces sucks... Especially when it's hide and seek... I'll never forget you, Brian.."
"Someone told me: You shouldn't fall in love because you might get hurt.... I said yeah: And you shouldn't fuckin live because you might die.."
"What did the robot say to the centipede? ""Stop being a centipede."" Get it, because the robot has no arms! Hahhahaha, gets me everytime."
"Spent the day attempting crazy driving stunts because I forgot to read the fine print at the bottom of a car commercial."
"How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him what period"
"My favorite name for a planet is Saturn... it has a nice ring to it."