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Joke of the Day
"My enemies are gonna be so sorry if I ever get out of this bean bag chair."
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"A Mormon walks into a bar."
"I became a proud father today He just turned four, but he was a boring little shit the first few years."
"rest of the week anyway."
"GOT MY MIND ON MY MONEY AND MY MONEY ON.. mmy mind.? but thats on my money, my money cant b on it, [concertgoers start whispering nervously]"
"Congratulations to my ice maker for winning my fridge's annual ""Ice Maker of the Year"" award for the 4th straight year!"
"Today my girlfriend left me Because I have a Linkin Park obsession... ...But in the end it doesnt even matter..."
"Get in on Syrian real estate now! The markets are exploding!"
"Two scientists walk into a bar... ...The first one says: ""I'll have some H2O"" The second one says: ""I'll have some water too"" The first scientist got angry because his assassination attempt failed."
"How did Hitler achieve 99 firemaking? He burned yews."