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Joke of the Day

"I used to do drugs i still do, but i used to to. -Mitch rip the legendary Mitch Hedberg"

"An American soldier talks with a Russian soldier A-We get the equivalent of 3000 calories per day. R-Impossible! No man can eat 60 pounds of potatoes in one day!"

"Are news readers secretly insulting you? **Moron this story later.**"

"If a man named Terry Richards kills you because you insulted him; what did you die of? Dissing Terry."

"I give it two months before Trump tries putting his face on our money."

"Did you hear about the cookie that was litterally made of nothing but grass and dirt? it was a real tuft cookie"

"What do you call a female cop that shaves her vag? A Cunt stubble"

"Just had a trick or treater tell me ""Vote for Trump"" Might be the scariest thing I've heard all night"

"Why don't ducks blow glass? To many quacks"

"What's a Jewish Catch 22? Free Ham."