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Joke of the Day
"Is ""blowjob"" one word or two words? God I hate writing thank you cards."
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"What's black and white and red all over? After it was stuck in traffic because of protesters blocking the freeway: a police car."
"Maybe I'm the good kind of fat like an avocado."
"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his ass. (Haven't seen this on here, hope its not a repost.)"
"Do you, Karen, take David the Optometrist to be your lawfully wedded husband, for better or worse? Better... or worse? Better... or worse?"
"pH number. So a random person I don't know sends me a message on Facebook which goes like, ""cn i hve ur pH no? :)"" To which I reply, ""7."""
"It's all fun and games until you accidently grab the hand sanitizer instead of the lube."
"Why was 5 afraid of 7? [Because 6, 7 8.](http://www.reocities.com/Area51/Meteor/9836/yoda/yodafunface2.jpg)"
"So I hear the Aryan Union sponsored a 5k... Yeah, they called it the master race."
"eer booze and fun!' '""Didja hear the news?"" asked Keenan of his pal at the saloon. ""Harrigan drank so much his wife left him!"" ""Bartender! Give me six boilermakers!!"""