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Joke of the Day

"Want to get your kids attention and make sure they hear what you say? Start whispering something to your spouse."

"Why was the frog down in the mouth ? He was un hoppy !"

"Interviewer: Your CV is a flip book of you setting things on fire. Me: Wrong. If you flip the pages the other way I'm putting the fires out."

"What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter came out of the Chamber alive."

"When life gets hard you have to grasp it. When it comes you have to take it on the chin."

"[OC] What is Hillary Clinton's favorite video game? Super-Pac man."

"Reese Witherspoon was arrested Friday night. If some rag doesn't use ""REESE IS FALLING TO PIECES"" as a headline then this world is bullshit."

"What do they call Snoop Dogg in Asia? Snoop Dinner"

"How did the sun die? It went to Detroit."

"No Job ?? Better Blow-Job than No-Job !"