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Joke of the Day
"What would you call Jesus if he was born in Mexico? The Chosen Juan."
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"I want to adopt two kids... ... with cancer, both named Jordan. I've always wanted a sick pair of Jordans."
"Mexican & Black jokes are all the same, once you've heard Jaun, you've heard Jamal."
"Have you ever considered shaving that beard and gluing it to your bald spot? ... Oh! You meant a question about the job position!"
"Little Girl: mom, I want to be an alligator when I grow up Mom: well, pick one. You can't be...acghhghh! Stop eating me! Aghhghhh...ah..a...bleh."
"[dog park] Go get it, boy! *dog returns with silver watch, silver bracelet & silver necklace* Ugh, you're the worst golden retriever ever"
"How Many People Do the Police Have to Kill to Start a Riot? 3/5ths"
"Did you hear about the agnostic insomniac dyslexic? He lay awake at night wondering if there's a Dog."
"I have to work new years eve. But I'm not upset, after work I have the rest of the year off."
"I want to give a shoutout to the sidewalk For keeping me off the street."