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Joke of the Day

"How many Duggars does it take to screw a planet? <EOM> ;^)"

"Have you heard , Donald Trump is having a sex change operation ? He is tired of pretending ... now he wants to identify himself as a real man."

"Jogging in place at a crosswalk makes you A) hole B) cool C) what I did there D) bag?"

"What did Tennessee? The same thing as Arkansas"

"Just when we thought there were no more celebrities to die and then WHAM!"

"How many Redditors does it take to change a light bulb? Well... none. But their friend did once."

"One i made up for my mexican friends. If a Rabbi blesses food it's kosher. What do you call enchilada sauce bkessed by a priest? A: HOLY MOLE' Thank you, I'll be in r/dadjokes all week!"

"What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo? Bread in captivity."

"Why couldn't Jango wear Boba's helmet? It didn't Fett."

"Off is the general direction in which I wish you would fuck."