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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo? Bread in captivity."

"I'd like to tell you about two things: reverse psychology and recycling. But, nah, Reddit wouldn't wanna hear it..."

"Q: Can gorillas swim? A: No."

"Why did batman leave church? Because Christian Baled"

"Based on pick up truck commercials, I really should be getting into the crumbled rock industry."

"My teacher told me I should stop being consecutively late to school... I guess she can't handle people who are Re-tardy."

"thesaurus had the greatest vocabulary of all the dinosaurs"

"What do you get if you steamroll a crab and a Korean at the same time? A crustacean :D :D"

"My friend has already lost 50 pounds last month on their new diet. It's called the ""fruit machine"" , I think I will have to try it."

"Do you like fish sticks?"