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Joke of the Day
"What is it called when a chemist has a really great winter break? Litmus"
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"That's a nice ham you've got there... ... it'd be a shame if somebody put an 's' at the front and an 'e' at the end."
"Why was the cat so small ? Because it only ate condensed milk !"
"A foreign kid asked me how to speak English the other day, so I teached him some."
"""Archeology is just like search and rescue only everyone's been dead for 5,000 years, so there's no rush"""
"It doesn't matter that I'm bad at spelling, I'm the best physicist just give me a sodastream and watch."
"Husband : Why are there broken condoms on our couch??? Wife : would you please call our children by their real names?"
"How do you kill a circus? You go for the juggler."
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Bugs Barbie ...buck teeth long ears"
"What do you get if you take off the red dot on the Japanese flag? The Miami Heat flag."