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Joke of the Day
"Roses are red, violets are blue.. No, wait.. Fuck, now they're black."
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"Have you seen the movie called ""Constipated??"" You probably haven't because it hasn't come out yet."
"What do you call the cleavage of someone with breast implants? Silicone Valley"
"Why was 10 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9."
"If Trump gets elected... ...it will be the first time in History that a billionaire moves into public housing vacated by a black family."
"One time I told my blind Nana to go on a seafood diet... She died a week later."
"What's Moby Dick's Dad's name? Papa Boner"
"What do you call Root Beer in a Square Glass? Beer."
"What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on him? Nothing. He just let out a little wine."
"Did you hear about the guy who died of constipation? Yeah, he stopped giving a shit."