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Joke of the Day
"Where do suicide bombers go when they die.....? ......EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!"
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"My favorite part of The Lion King is the part where Nicki Minaj held up baby Simba."
"Son, your father and I have something to tell you - you were adopted. Your new parents are waiting outside in the car."
"I asked this homeless lady if I could take her home. She said yes, so I walked off with her cardboard box."