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Joke of the Day
"What do I call my pasta friend? Ma Caroni! (my crony)"
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"NARRATOR: When camping be wary of savage bears trying to take your food *camera pans to a bear holding glass of wine with a wtf expression"
"So a blind man walks into a bar And a table. And a chair."
"Shout out to... Everyone who doesn't know the opposite of in."
"i mute every grouptext cuz friendship is cool but also generally annoying"
"Why did the redneck cross the road His dick was stuck in the chicken"
"What is a bacteria's OTHER favorite dish? The PETRI dish!"
"What did you get your mom for Mother's Day tomorrow? Besides a tiny, brief panic attack?"
"If a rapper named e came out as gay He would say E=MCQUEERED"
"I went to the zoo this past weekend. The only animal they had was a dog... it was a shih tzu."