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Joke of the Day

"Just for once I wanna be able to say ""It wasn't my fault"" without 4 people breaking down why it was my fault"

"What did the traffic light say to the car? Don't look, i'm changing."

"What do you call an Iguana that can't stand up straight? Ereptile Dysfunction."

"Did you hear about the Irish paper boy? He blew away."

"Last night, Daredevil beat me up and took my money. I was robbed blind."

"What happened to the cow who jumped over the barb wire fence? Udder destruction"

"Who does the Metric Cult worship? ...Demetre."

"I asked my English teacher whether I should pronounce ""either"" as ""ee-ther"" or ""eye-ther"" He said, ""You can say either."""

"Bloody FedEx... I've been waiting all day for my punchline"

"NSFW A man asked a woman ""Excuse me miss can I smell your feet?"" She replies ""why certainly not!"" So the man says ""oh must be your pussy then."""