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Joke of the Day

"Just for once I wanna be able to say ""It wasn't my fault"" without 4 people breaking down why it was my fault"

"I'm never at a loss for words when I'm drunk. I just can't pronounce most of them and I make up three or four new one's."

"[panting, 5 minutes into sex] It's okay, just go on without me"

"I need ""Block"" Jokes I blocked my friend really hard in a volleyball game on the weekend and I need some block puns. Thanks!"

"What do you call two lesbian dinosaurs? Lickalotypus."

"What's scary about a white man in prison? You know he did it"

"What the Girlfriend, the Mistress and the Wife say Girlfriend: Are you done already? Mistress: Are you done yet? Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige..."

"What's Adrian Peterson's favorite gaming system? Nintendo Switch"

"I haven't eaten since last year, so why haven't I slimmed down?"

"A genie granted me a wish, i said i wish to turn me into something who always suck the blood of the beautiful women, then poooof, i became a tampon.."