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Joke of the Day

"A guy says to his wife ""why don't you ever tell me when you orgasm?"" She replies, ""I don't like ringing you at work."""

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"Ladies: If I hit on you please don't panic, I am a bachelor and that's what bachelors do."
"I feel really bad for the Mexican Olympian disqualified from weightlifting for excessive use of protein. They told him, ""No whey, Jose."""
"How do you call musicians who produce hit after hit? Hitlers"
"Why does Donald Trump take Xanax? To prevent Hispanic attacks"
"If a woman falls in the kitchen and I pretend not to hear it, does she still hear the sound of me tweeting about it?"
"A man walks out of a bar... drunk and looks at his watch,it says 10:00 and after a few seconds it changes to 10:01 and he yells out ""I time travelled!"""
"Son: Dad, I just had sex. Dad: Good job son, sit down, we need to talk about something. Son: I can't."
"a man walks into a bar ouch"
"[Clinic waiting room] Me: WHEN DO WE DO BUTT STUFF??! Nurse: Sir don't shout that! Me: [whispering to old lady next to me] butt stuff. when?"
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