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Joke of the Day

"Watching Jeopardy backwards would be about a panel of 3 people asking Alex Trebek questions that he always gets right."

"Different religions can be really strict about adherence to their principles. I hate anal sects."

"Why did Einstein marry his cousin? It's all relative."

"My favorite pickup line.... Hey, smell this... does this smell like chloroform?"

"How do you tell apart a guitarist and a computer geek? Ask them if they think solid states are shitty."

"I love my girlfriend, but... My wife hates her!"

"Put the punchline in the title Do you know what the best way to ruin a joke is?"

"Most offensive joke I've ever heard So I was going down on this old lady when I tasted horse semen. So I stopped and said ""Oh grandma, that's how you died"""

"A fun thing to do would be to eat rat poison during a dinner party & then, when you die, they'll blame the host's cooking. Lol."

"What's the difference between a prostitute and jesus? The face they make when you nail them."