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Joke of the Day
"TIL Humans eat more carrots than rabbits I can't remember the last time I ate a rabbit"
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"""This is the ride that killed Jimmy."" - me in line, loudly, at amusement parks"
"The American healthcare system ."
"What do you call the useless piece of skin on the dick? The man"
"The horn quit working in my truck, so I'm hanging out of the window revving this chainsaw at pedestrians."
"Got arrested for playing the guitar. Because I was fingering A minor."
"What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman can go in a store without Robin"
"I hope Fatboy Slim dies on the Hollywood boulevard halfway between the gutter and the stars."
"A Brit, a Spaniard and a Dutch walk into a bar.. .. unfortunately the Icelander couldn't come, he's still in the European Championship."
"Shepherd's wife: You always seem so happy dear. Shepherd: I got ewe babe."