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Joke of the Day

"Why did lieutenant Uhura smell bad? ...because William Shatner"

"really old joke based off a video game from the 90's What are the three certainties in life? ( Thank you for spellcheck on google chrome ) 1. death 2. taxes. 3. you'll hear this joke sooner or later"

"Two silkworms had a race... I heard they ended in a tie."

"The only Plato I care about is a big Plato spaghetti"

"What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter."

"I like my beer how I like my violence. Domestic."

"What is the biggest crime committed by transvestites? Male fraud."

"Q: Why are elephants gray? A: So you don't get them confused with blueberries."

"I knew my camping holiday was doomed when I saw the people at the next pitch struggling with a torn ground sheet and bent pegs. It was a portent."

"How did the french guy feel when he got hit by a piece of bread? He felt pain."