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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why are elephants gray? A: So you don't get them confused with blueberries."

"Heading out for drinks, bail money's on top of the fridge."

"Father is talking with his son DAD: Whaddya got there, son? SON: Soy milk. DAD: Hola milk, soy tu padre."

"Cops are raiding Justin Bieber's house looking for eggs. Seriously. Eggs. I can't make this shit up. This is why other countries hate us."

"Have you heard about the gay bees with allergies? They come out in hives."

"What's the Difference Between Peanut Butter and Jam? I can't peanut butter my dick in your ass."

"What do you call cheese that's not yours? Colby Jack's."

"Hangovers: Where the spirits you drink the night before haunt you the next day."

"[NSFW] MY wife walked in on me fucking my daughter... I wasn't sure if she was surprised by the fact that I was fucking my daughter, or the fact that the abortion clinic gave me the fetus..."

"The baby's trying to eat the poinsettia again Well, maybe we should get rid of it The plant? But we just got it . . .Haha yeah, the plant"