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Joke of the Day
"What did the town say to it's father, the city, when it left to get groceries Ciudad"
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"I used to believe that I had MPD. But I convinced my other self that I didn't."
"Woke up this morning and the alarm clock was laughing at me....then I realized it was upside down and the time was 7:07"
"How can you tell when a man pumping gas is a male porn star? Right before the gas stops pumping, he pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car."
"McDonalds wants you to tell your family you love them because if you keep eating McDonalds it won't be long before you're dead."
"Sun Devil Fans What is the difference between a Sun Devil fan and a pet rock? About 3 IQ points"
"What did the buffalo say when his son left for college? Bison."
"What do Hispanic weeaboos say on Christmas? Feliz NYAHHHH-vidad"
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"What did the melon say to his daughter after she tried to get married? You cant-elope!"