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Joke of the Day
"What do Hispanic weeaboos say on Christmas? Feliz NYAHHHH-vidad"
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"There's a great new website that helps you find the local church that is right for you They call it, Evangielist."
"Why did the kid punch the bed? His mother told him to hit the hay."
"MANAGER: Great news guys, I finally got us a gig BAND: Thank God! Finally! MANAGER: *installing RAM* Yeah it'll make this PC way faster"
"I snore at night, so I bought a bunch of those Breathe Right Strips for my wife to shove in her ears."
"My GPA.. My GPA is the square root of -16. An imaginary 4.0"
"if Trump played classical pianoa Would he grab it by Debussy?"
"Batman cuts off a seemingly innocuous driver in the Batmobile, only to deal with the driver later, with the help of Superman #ChangingBanes"
"I recently asked a serial-killer/serial-rapist/psychopath what she's doing. She replied, ""Good."""
"Do you know the definition of a bonehead? Someone who's marrow minded."