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Joke of the Day
"What did the buffalo say when his son left for college? Bison."
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"My wife gets a bit irritated when I talk about my second and third marriage because, you know, she's my first."
"What do you call two pencils fighting? A grafight."
"A well timed ""Have a good day!"" can be a great substitute for ""F*ck you!"" in almost every situation."
"What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell? ""Stop being shellfish!"" *drops microphone, walks away*"
"Did you mean pacific or specific? Cuz seriously, one is an ocean."
"Walks into a room - A doctor walks into a patient's room ...and decides to update the chart. He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a thermometer and says ""Great! What asshole has my pen?"""
"What's the world's most dangerous city? Electricity"
"I swear I just troll-dadded this on the spot when my daughter asked... ""Dad, what's a preposition?"" ""A preposition is a word that you never, ever end a sentence with."""
"Why are there interstates in Hawaii?"