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Joke of the Day

"Why does a moon rock taste better than an earth rock? Because it's a little meteor."

"I brought a glue gun to a knife fight. Those knives aren't going anywhere."

"A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.."

"I have a great ebola joke! You probably won't get it"

"What's grosser than gross? When a midget walks past and says your hair smells nice!"

"Do you know what really bugs me? Insect puns"

"I said ""no"" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen."

"If 50 Shades of Grey were in the NFL... ...it'd be on the Commissioner's Exempt list."

"You can't run through a campground You can only ran, because it's past tents."

"What season is it when you are on a trampoline? Spring time :D I'm not funny (._.)"