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Joke of the Day

"How can you tell when a man pumping gas is a male porn star? Right before the gas stops pumping, he pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car."

"Your mama's so stupid She killed herself for life insurance"

"Your Mother is so fat That even neutrinos can't pass through her"

"Shakespeare's The Life and Death of King Richard III Spoiler Alert: Richard III dies in the end."

"What do native American and modern day American society have in common? Navaho lot."

"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Nothing. She just gagged a little."

"There is a time and place for decaf coffee. (Never and in the trash)"

"My friend told me he found a Gaylord Perry rookie card in his attic. Incredible. I had no fucking clue they made trading cards for the cast of Friends."

"Parallel lines have so much in common It's a shame they'll never meet!"

"""The search for the man who terrorises nudist camps with a bacon slicer goes on.... Inspector Lemuel Jones had a tip-off this morning, but hopes to be back on duty tomorrow."""