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Joke of the Day

"*wife spends all morning convincing son not to be afraid of the dentist* ""Dad are you coming too?"" Hell no dentists scare the shit out of me"

"It's not all about the money. It's all about all shit I can buy with the money."

"What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common? Their last big hit was the wall."

"What's the filthiest joke you know? Here's mine How do you know when your sister is on her period? Your dad's cock tastes of blood."

"What did one Japanese man say to the other? Something in Japanese."

"I lost my Nana today must have fallen out of my lunchbox"

"what do you call a gay dyslexic? a dyxlixic"

"What do you call a religious cow in the Middle East? A Moooooslim!!"

"2 nuns are riding their bikes to church As they're riding, one nun says to the other ""I've never come this way before"". The other nun turns to her and says ""It's the cobblestone""."

"What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea? North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane."