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Joke of the Day

"2 nuns are riding their bikes to church As they're riding, one nun says to the other ""I've never come this way before"". The other nun turns to her and says ""It's the cobblestone""."

"I snort a lot of cocaine for a sober person."

"A man once became addicted to cocaine from foreign countries. He spent all his money to travel and sample the evil drug in all parts of the world. Thankfully, he stopped once he hit the Finnish line."

"How can Donald Trump avoid impeachment? By dropping out now."

"What did the Calvinist say after he fell down the stairs? ""Well, glad I got that over with."""

"A missionary came to my door asking if I could help with the floods in India. I said sure, but my garden hose only reaches to the end of the driveway."

"Hellen Keller list!!"

"I can only fall asleep if someone kneels at my bedside with their mouth open & full of Pop Rocks"

"I am not fat I'm just making a very successful recovery from anorexia."

"What do Nazis drink for breakfast? Orange Jews."