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Joke of the Day

"2 nuns are riding their bikes to church As they're riding, one nun says to the other ""I've never come this way before"". The other nun turns to her and says ""It's the cobblestone""."

"What do you call someone that lives next a horse? Their neighbor"

"Where do people with foot fetishes get their shoes? Footlicker"

"When the human cannonball submitted his two week notice the ringmaster had trouble finding another man of his caliber."

"Walk up in the club like ""hey do you have to buy anything to use the bathroom?"""

"Me: My stomach hurts. WebMD: You're a kid, trying to get out of something."

"My minivan has this cool anti-theft system called its a minivan"

"I've been diagnosed with a type of amnesia where I deny the existence of certain 80's bands... There is no cure..."

"Epilepsy joke What is blue and does not fit? A dead epileptic."

"I once found a used dildo in my house, i am still searching for more toys."