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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a religious cow in the Middle East? A Moooooslim!!"
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"Why do Scots fuck sheep at the edge of a cliff? Because they push back harder."
"An egg and a chicken just finished having sex... The egg rolls over, lights a cigarette, and says ""well, I guess that settles that."""
"What is a vampires favourite type of ship? A blood vessel."
"Why dont Egyptian Chefs do well in the circus? They always fal-afel off the tight rope."
"A groaner just for you... Q. What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand? A. A **VERY** large moth..."
"if a pea-brain is someone with a small brain, then a peacock is someone with a ...? no?"
"Two girl twins are born. One is named Skye after her perfect blue eyes The other has cataracts, so was called Claudia"
"Did you hear they had to shutdown Japan's first virtual reality porn exhibition? Too many people came."
"What did the Buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison."