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Joke of the Day
"What did one Japanese man say to the other? Something in Japanese."
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"I have a hard time telling people when something is displeasing to me... I might be dys-like-sic."
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"Q: What is the pink stuff between elephant's toes? A: Slow clowns."
"who said i can't tell the difference between humans and fruit? are you bananas"
"Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over? Me: Do you know why I stopped? *silence* *a saxophone wails in the distance*"
"This part of the joke is called the setup. This part is not."
"If you laid all the veins in your body end to end... you'd be dead."
"There are three types of people in the world. Those that understand math and those that don't."