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Joke of the Day

"If life has taught me anything, it's that browser history repeats itself."

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"Why did James Comey refuse to indict Hillary Clinton? Because he found his suicide note in her Wikileaks emails."
"What's the difference between an American and a moldy piece of bread? The bread has more culture."
"Ugh, I'm still writing 2009 on all my ransom notes"
"Want to hear my favorite joke? 729271"
"How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Three: a left ear, a right ear and a front-ear"
"My masturbation addiction is getting bad I'm right in the grips of it."
"It's nice when my kitchen smells extra clean cause I used an entire bottle of Clorox to kill one ant."
"The only French I know are words for food items and the chorus of Lady Marmelade. Turns out that's all you really need."
"Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee? It's a tender tail!"