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Joke of the Day
"My masturbation addiction is getting bad I'm right in the grips of it."
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"Whenever my ex-girlfriend regrets her abortion... ...she just calls and talks to me for an hour."
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"Bathrooms without noisy ventilation fans make me feel unsafe"
"People say, ""why buy the cow, if you get the milk for free?"" But I don't see anyone buying a car with out a test drive."
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"Q: What do you get when you cross a Wurlitzer and a photocopier? A: A reproductive organ."
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