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Joke of the Day

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"How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb?"

"I once had a job circumcising Elephants at a Zoo The work was hard but the tips were huge!"

"Why did the boy throw the butter out the window? to see the butterFLY!"

"If I hit snooze 3 times it should automatically send an email to my boss saying I'll be out sick."

"if at the end of every year you find yourself posting on social media how ""this year sucked,"" it's time to examine the common denominator"

"A man walks into an auto parts store and says ""I'd like a rear view mirror for my Yugo."" The man behind the counter thinks about this for a while then says ""Yup seems like a fair trade to me."""

"WHAT are birds so happy about at 7am? What? Oh, right. Pooping while airborne. Good one."

"I want to just be a couch potato tonight, but I'm too lazy to get on my couch. So I'm a floor potato."

"What are ants called when they run away very fast to get married? Ant-elopers."