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Joke of the Day

"Ugh, I'm still writing 2009 on all my ransom notes"

"What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh."

"Why do vultures find it easy to fly? They only ever have carrion baggage."

"I wish women would put the toilet seat back up after they're done using it."

"You know why you shouldn't eat spaghetti late at night? Because it'll keep you up Pasta you bedtime."

"What are the ""White Walkers"" doing when we don't see them in a GoT episode? Chilling."

"What's the difference between a baby and a politician? Saying they are full of sh*t means 2 completely different things."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Doctor: I'll be with you in a minute."

"For the last time big girls, a smaller dress size doesn't make you look smaller. Actually, it does the opposite."

"I like that they put Bibles in hotel rooms. You never know when you're going to run into a vampire who's on a road trip."