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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee? It's a tender tail!"
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"My wife gets a bit irritated when I talk about my second and third marriage because, you know, she's my first."
"Why do they call them ""S'mores""? Because you always want another one!"
"A Florida boy was born with no eyelids... The doctors decided to make him some eyelids using his foreskin. He's a little cock-eyed now, but he'll be fine."
"How do you deal with ignorant people? I really don't know."
"A mathematician walks into a bar and says ""I want 2 beers"" The bartender tells him ""You're being irrational"""
"How did Moses make his tea in the morning? Hebrewed it."
"What the difference between... a dead dog in the road and a dead Frenchman in the road? There are skid marks in front of the dog."
"A C and a C++ walked into a bar... The C spilled his beer all over the C++'s shirt. Outraged, C++ shouted, ""Good god, man! Have you no class?"""
"I've never made eggplant before. Is it better fried or scrambled?"