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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't Justin Bieber shop at Sport's Authority? Because he likes Dicks."
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"My dad called me a fool for taking a job at the penny factory. But the truth is it makes a lot of cents."
"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFHQzwNMo_Q klk utede dicen"
"Reddit is like a shiny, new penny... It's fun to look but completely worthless! - Edit: Wow, front page! :D Edit 2: Oh crap, nvm. I was still on the new submissions page lol. forever alone"
"My bank just called me about suspicious activity on my account. They didn't believe I bought a gym membership."
"You think you have a bad job? I'm working at the Return Desk at Toy R' Us in Connecticut"
"What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it. It's not gonna come. (Probably been posted before, but oh well I'm new and I apologize)"
"how can you tell..... how can you tell your girlfriend is getting fat? when she sits on your face you can no longer hear the background music"
"Clerk Kent is in fact Superman... So my mom tells me stop hanging with your friends who are always drunk! They are not a good company! How should i tell her that... ""Clark Kent is in fact Superman"""
"I hate girls that complain about being single every 3 minutes. 90% of my socks are single & you don't see them crying about it."