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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't Justin Bieber shop at Sport's Authority? Because he likes Dicks."
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"How Long is a China-man? I always thought he was Korean."
"Win a Canadian marathon by putting a door just before the finish line and having them all wait for you to go through first."
"Why don't they teach sex-ed and drivers-Ed on the same day in the Middle East? Because the camels can't handle it."
"In congested traffic, it's best to stay on the right side of the road. It'd be a real tragedy if you were on the wrong side."
"Old Chinese Proverb Says ""Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways is going to Bangkok"""
"How do you find an ants forefathers? Check it's ants-history."
"Met a woman with 12 boobs the other day Sounds weird dozen tit?"
"Meanwhile at the drugstore... What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication? You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist."
"Republicans, don't forget to set your clocks back 50 years"