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Joke of the Day
"The Ultimate Spoiler You all die in the end."
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"Go see American Sniper. Or go to your buddy's house and watch him play Call of Duty for two hours"
"You gotta hand it to the blind prostitute. .. ..."
"The UK is horrified by even the slightest glaze of snowy weather. I ordered a bowl of Frosted Flakes this morning and they closed the roads."
"If a woman is talking to me about her problems, I better be the cause of them."
"Francois Hollande."
"Chinese culture lesson In china people used to eat weed That's why they saw dragons and can't open their eyes again."
"I'm thinking of entering myself in a talent contest... It's a neat trick if you can do it --Barry Cryer"
"Why was the couch afraid of the chair? The chair was armed."
"My sister fell in love at second sight. When she first met him she didn't know how rich he was."