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Joke of the Day

"I was discredited as a paleontologist when my discovery of a new dinosaur species turned out to be the skeleton of Clifford the big red dog"

"That awkward moment when Batman opens the condom compartment instead of the Batarang compartment in his utility belt."

"On Facebook, someone posted that they have 90 days of pregnancy left. The 1st commenter said 'when are you due?' This is why we are here..."

"Roses are red Violets are blue There is one less gorilla In the cincinatti zoo"

"Mr. Webb, what is the greatest threat to national security? ""The dinosaurs in Jurassic World, they always seem to get out"""

"When Jedi need to read PDFs, they use Adobe Wan Kenobi."

"Glad my car insurance company requires a 10 character password to log-in. Wouldn't want someone to hack in and...pay my insurance bill"

"What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? ...Irrelephant."

"My buddy used to say ""why should I wash my towels? After I shower, I'm the cleanest thing in the room."" He's still single."

"Stumbled upon my sister's porn while on the family computer That's the last time I google her name..."