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Joke of the Day

"My MOM Says Life is A Race Life iS A Tragedt When SeeN In CloSE-UP, LONG-SHOT. To Truly Laugh, You Must be Able to Take Your PAIN, And PLAY With iT!"

"Refugees do the jobs no one wants to do. Like being a suicide bomber."

"Where does Donald Trump store his books? The fireplace."

"A man is stranded on a deserted island. To attract rescuers he sends out a smoke signal. ""Help! My blankets on fire!"""

"Piss me off in the grocery store and I'll get in front of you in the checkout line and pay for a single tomato with a personal check."

"*me looking in refrigerator* freezer: hey buddy my ice are up here"

"Whats the difference between Elton John and a refrigerator? The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take the meat out."

"How do zombies celebrate Halloween? They paint the town dead!"

"What did the cow say to the hay? I chews you"

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Bugs Barbie ...buck teeth long ears"