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Joke of the Day

"Where does Donald Trump store his books? The fireplace."

"Which burgers can tell your fortune? Medium burgers!"

"Which fairy tale character would be most likely to be shot by the police? An un-armed gingerbread man"

"I can't direct you the ingredients to the ultimate diet shake.... But I can show you the whey"

"Why did Simba's father die? Because he couldn't Mufasa."

"Rap videos are completely unrealistic. Nobody has that many friends."

"Come over to the Nerd side... We have Pi."

"Parenting Hack: slide a little cash your kid's teacher's way, & all of his crafts projects will ""mysteriously"" disappear after being graded."

"I fired my masseur today. He just rubbed me the wrong way."

"Why did the chickens cross the border? Because they were Turkish."