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Joke of the Day
"What did the cow say to the hay? I chews you"
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"What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand? A rather excited moth"
"I just saw a guy with no legs. I told him all about my recent stubbed toe. I hope it made him feel better about the whole no legs thing."
"Did you hear George R R Martin committed suicide? Yeah. I saw it coming too."
"Claim to fame Celebrities walk on red carpet because they are famous. I walk on toilet paper because I'm the shit!"
"My father once gave me ""the talk"" Storks bring white babies. Crows bring black babies. Swallows bring no babies."
"I waited for so long at the doctor's office that by the time they called me it was time for my follow-up appointment."
"Kermit and Miss Piggy are in bed and Miss Piggy says ""Kermit what are you going to do to my asshole tonight"" Kermit replied ""Rippit""."
"When I was a kid my family was so poor my parents were forced to give my imaginary friend up for adoption."
"If you send multiple one sentence texts, I will mail a raccoon to your face I'm not kidding."